Homeward Bound

Hi All!

it's only a week until we sling our hooks and shift continents yet again.
Looking forward to a great holiday in malaysia and seeing alot of Old
friends back in the Uk. Before i do that, of course, theres the small matter
of saying goodbye to the (mainly Norweigan) friends I've made in Australia.

With that devious thought in mind I tricked about five of them into giving
me their email addresses and added them the list of unfortunates who are
forced to hear what I'm doing. On adding names to the list I noticed a lot
of redundant names. By redundant i mean people who don't wwrite to me
anymore and possibly don't even care about me. If you are one of the people
who is not reading my emails and doesn't care about me:

STOP IT AND SHUT-UP

Velcommen (that's norweigan for "shut up" ) to the latest continent of
friends to be added to my email list!

I told alot of the guys last night and I'll tell them again now( already
they will be tired of hearing my stories) about my hideous and depraved exit
from work.

I'm in the office on my own today (apart from the guy who Im training but
hes on lunch so I AM on my own) so I thought I'd take the time to write
about what a gutless creep I am. When I decided to quit this job I felt so
bad about it I was super tressed and worried for a day and so i couldn't say
anything. Then when I finally did say something I blammed it on Camilla. I
went to the agency and told them that there was a family emergency and we'd
have to go home. Unfortunately I was so genuinely distressed about lying
while i said this that they took it really seriously and extremely kindly
and felt sorry for me.

Then I et back to the office and tell some more people- by this point i can
feel the flames of hell toasting my big fat ass and was again exremely
worried. The people here are so nice (which i guess is kind of the reason I
decided to lie to them in the first place- Im a bastard) that they are very
supportive and extremly concerned offering me time off if i need it and
giving me their support. this all of course makes me feel worse. I wish Id
had the guts to be a bastard in the first place and let them all know.

On top of this is the fact that my Manager actually DOES have an emergency
with a sick friend and was planning to go and see them. Because i think I
would have had to kill myself If she wasn't allowed to go I told them that
it was extremely important to me that she be allowed to. Therefore as well
as already being supportive they also think Im a bit of a hero.

Im very much concidering not sending this email because it is so shocking
but then maybe it'll be theraputic and maybe it'll get me caught out which
is probably what i deserve. Please don't hate me.

in other news the flat is rented and and bags are almost packed travel
insurance has been bought Malaria medication has not been taken so i think
we're ready to go. I am going to buy some cheap shades and not dwell on my
rotten soul.

More tales from the darkside to come. . .


You read it! You can't UNread it!. . .

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